dearest_thief: (:()
2008-07-22 09:23 pm

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shh don't speak

i'm in mourning
dearest_thief: (:()
2008-07-22 09:23 pm

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shh don't speak

i'm in mourning
dearest_thief: (eyeball'd)
2008-06-02 04:54 pm

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i dunno what to even say to that. i suppose this is the fast way of explaining that we're okay here but johnny's rightly pissed off and we're keeping jake's parents here because the reporters can't get close enough to be intimidating to ava or whatever. there aren't any blinds for the living room windows and the living room windows are huge so we're all staying out of there for now. there's been a helicopter overhead as well.

it's really bizarre. uncle patrick's going to make a statement later but i think we're rightly screwed either way at least for now. you'd think people wouldn't buy it because it's bloody ridiculous.
dearest_thief: (eyeball'd)
2008-06-02 04:54 pm

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i dunno what to even say to that. i suppose this is the fast way of explaining that we're okay here but johnny's rightly pissed off and we're keeping jake's parents here because the reporters can't get close enough to be intimidating to ava or whatever. there aren't any blinds for the living room windows and the living room windows are huge so we're all staying out of there for now. there's been a helicopter overhead as well.

it's really bizarre. uncle patrick's going to make a statement later but i think we're rightly screwed either way at least for now. you'd think people wouldn't buy it because it's bloody ridiculous.
dearest_thief: (This is Jack and me again.)
2008-05-05 02:56 am

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happy birthday yesterday jackhead
dearest_thief: (This is Jack and me again.)
2008-05-05 02:56 am

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happy birthday yesterday jackhead
dearest_thief: (:()
2008-04-17 05:45 pm

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i am out of jellybeans

EXCUSE ME
dearest_thief: (:()
2008-04-17 05:45 pm

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i am out of jellybeans

EXCUSE ME
dearest_thief: (o.o)
2008-04-01 10:50 am

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i was going to talk about how i'm a blushing groom but WHOA NELLY!!!
dearest_thief: (o.o)
2008-04-01 10:50 am

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i was going to talk about how i'm a blushing groom but WHOA NELLY!!!
dearest_thief: (Default)
2008-03-29 04:09 am

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annabelle, james, bessie and i are going to do daft bodies. it is going to be the best version you've ever seen. just wait for it to assault your senses

we'll try to be gentle but there are no guarantees
dearest_thief: (Default)
2008-03-29 04:09 am

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annabelle, james, bessie and i are going to do daft bodies. it is going to be the best version you've ever seen. just wait for it to assault your senses

we'll try to be gentle but there are no guarantees
dearest_thief: (This is Jack and me again.)
2008-03-28 02:09 pm

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HELLO WE'RE IN MONACO

that automatically makes us

a. cooler than you
b. warmer than you
c. happier than you
d. busier than you
e. harder
f. better
g. faster
h. stronger
i. rich

THE ANSWER IS I!!!!!!!!!!!!! jack gave me these options. and something about blowjobs bye
dearest_thief: (This is Jack and me again.)
2008-03-28 02:09 pm

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HELLO WE'RE IN MONACO

that automatically makes us

a. cooler than you
b. warmer than you
c. happier than you
d. busier than you
e. harder
f. better
g. faster
h. stronger
i. rich

THE ANSWER IS I!!!!!!!!!!!!! jack gave me these options. and something about blowjobs bye
dearest_thief: (Default)
2008-03-21 12:10 am

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OH HOW BLASÉ
dearest_thief: (Default)
2008-03-21 12:10 am

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OH HOW BLASÉ
dearest_thief: (Default)
2008-02-12 12:37 pm

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YEAH BITCHES WE'RE GOING TO MONACO!!!!!!!!!!
dearest_thief: (Default)
2008-02-12 12:37 pm

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YEAH BITCHES WE'RE GOING TO MONACO!!!!!!!!!!